{"id":79,"date":"2005-03-04T14:40:36","date_gmt":"2005-03-04T22:40:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypirate.dreamhosters.com\/wordpress\/?p=79"},"modified":"2005-03-04T14:40:36","modified_gmt":"2005-03-04T22:40:36","slug":"pinnochia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/pinnochia\/","title":{"rendered":"pinnochia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have been at my contract for 3.5 months and have not had my own account logins to vital parts of my job, I have been mascarading as other people. Today I got an email that someone requested an account for me. This tickled me as I have only a couple weeks left here. Here is my response:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Thanks, wow, maybe I will be come a real person by my last day. Like Pinnochio! I sure hope I don&#8217;t get eaten by a whale.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have been at my contract for 3.5 months and have not had my own account logins to vital parts of my job, I have been mascarading as other people. Today I got an email that someone requested an account for me. This tickled me as I have only a couple weeks left here. Here [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-79","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=79"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=79"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=79"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=79"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}