{"id":83,"date":"2005-03-09T17:58:02","date_gmt":"2005-03-10T01:58:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypirate.dreamhosters.com\/wordpress\/?p=83"},"modified":"2005-03-09T17:58:02","modified_gmt":"2005-03-10T01:58:02","slug":"goodbye-nice-office","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/goodbye-nice-office\/","title":{"rendered":"goodbye nice office"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I knew it couldn&#8217;t last forever. I am getting kicked out of my office with a view. They want to use it for interviewing potential condidates or something. For my final three weeks here, I will spend my time in a large area full of folding tables where it is not safe to leave my purse out.  For consolation, I ate a free leftover meeting sandwich. It was soggy, but still free, and free usually tastes pretty good.<\/p>\n<p>My tactless project manager announced to me in front of my team that they won&#8217;t be extending my contract. I said that I couldn&#8217;t take it anymore anyway. I think this jarred him. Then I clarified that I was taking 4 classes.<\/p>\n<p>I am officially done on March 31st. Then I will die my hair bright pink and take walks in nature. The butterflies will flitter around me and I will sing with the voice of an angel across green, green meadows, sprinkled with a raindow of wildflowers. My flowing dress, will wave in the wind like some sort of flag of freedom, and all will be right with the world.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I knew it couldn&#8217;t last forever. I am getting kicked out of my office with a view. They want to use it for interviewing potential condidates or something. For my final three weeks here, I will spend my time in a large area full of folding tables where it is not safe to leave my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-83","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=83"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=83"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=83"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=83"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}