{"id":86,"date":"2005-03-13T23:10:31","date_gmt":"2005-03-14T07:10:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypirate.dreamhosters.com\/wordpress\/?p=86"},"modified":"2005-03-13T23:10:31","modified_gmt":"2005-03-14T07:10:31","slug":"lampie-i-heart-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/lampie-i-heart-you\/","title":{"rendered":"lampie, I heart you!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/angrypirate.com\/photos\/random\/lampie_300.jpg\" border=\"1\" width=\"300\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Now I ask you, if you came across this lamp, would you be able to walk away? No, I don&#8217;t think so. I had to bring him home. He deserves a second chance.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now I ask you, if you came across this lamp, would you be able to walk away? No, I don&#8217;t think so. I had to bring him home. He deserves a second chance.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-86","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=86"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=86"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=86"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=86"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}