{"id":93,"date":"2005-03-17T11:31:27","date_gmt":"2005-03-17T19:31:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypirate.dreamhosters.com\/wordpress\/?p=93"},"modified":"2005-03-17T11:31:27","modified_gmt":"2005-03-17T19:31:27","slug":"happy-st-patricks-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/happy-st-patricks-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy St. Patrick&#8217;s Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Paddy the famous Irishman is driving home after downing a few at the local<br \/>\npub. He turns a corner and much to his horror he sees a tree in the middle<br \/>\nof the road. He swerves to avoid it and almost too late realizes that there<br \/>\nis yet another tree directly in his path. He swerves again and discovers<br \/>\nthat his drive home has turned into a slalom course, causing him to veer<br \/>\nfrom side to side to avoid all the trees. Moments later he hears the sound<br \/>\nof a police siren and brings his car to a stop.<br \/>\nThe officer, approaches Paddy&#8217;s car and asks him what on earth he was doing.<br \/>\nPaddy tells his story of the trees in the road when the officer stops him<br \/>\nmid sentence and says, &#8220;Fer Chris sakes, Paddy, that&#8217;s yer air freshener!&#8221;<br \/>\nHAPPY SAINT PATRICK&#8217;S DAY&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Paddy the famous Irishman is driving home after downing a few at the local pub. He turns a corner and much to his horror he sees a tree in the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid it and almost too late realizes that there is yet another tree directly in his path. He [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-93","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=93"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=93"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=93"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=93"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}