{"id":9632,"date":"2025-01-02T23:34:35","date_gmt":"2025-01-02T23:34:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/?p=9632"},"modified":"2025-01-26T23:36:06","modified_gmt":"2025-01-26T23:36:06","slug":"popping-a-recap-in-your-ass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/popping-a-recap-in-your-ass\/","title":{"rendered":"Popping a Recap in Your Ass"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>It seems during the last couple of years that a reflection of the year coming to a close has been potentially the only thing keeping my sanity. Adulting is no joke. The end of 2023 had me begging for a new year, only to get served up a very smelly shit sandwich in 2024. Call me once bitten, twice shy. I\u2019m not begging for 2025. I have lost faith in the future. I have, however, gained enough wisdom to understand that shit sandwiches are also often severed with delicious cookies or chips, you just have to look at the whole plate. <a href=\"https:\/\/bananaphone.substack.com\/p\/observations-for-a-new-calendar-year\">Read More on Substack<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"853\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/image-2-853x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-9633\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/image-2-853x1024.png 853w, https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/image-2-250x300.png 250w, https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/image-2-768x922.png 768w, https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/image-2.png 1092w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 853px) 100vw, 853px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It seems during the last couple of years that a reflection of the year coming to a close has been potentially the only thing keeping my sanity. Adulting is no joke. The end of 2023 had me begging for a new year, only to get served up a very smelly shit sandwich in 2024. Call [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9633,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9632","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9632","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9632"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9632\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9634,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9632\/revisions\/9634"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9633"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9632"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9632"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9632"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}