{"id":985,"date":"2007-05-01T10:25:09","date_gmt":"2007-05-01T17:25:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypirate.dreamhosters.com\/wordpress\/?p=985"},"modified":"2007-05-01T10:25:09","modified_gmt":"2007-05-01T17:25:09","slug":"things-i-believe-to-be-true","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/things-i-believe-to-be-true\/","title":{"rendered":"Things I believe to be true"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00e2?\u00a2 Women don&#8217;t eat breakfast alone.<br \/>\n\u00e2?\u00a2 Health nuts treat potatoes unfairly.<br \/>\n\u00e2?\u00a2 Families with 3 or more kids become cheaters (especially when it comes to splitting wish bones).<br \/>\n\u00e2?\u00a2 The bees will do us in before the ice age comes.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/fuzzyraygun.com\/?p=452\">Tom&#8217;s post<\/a> on truths.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00e2?\u00a2 Women don&#8217;t eat breakfast alone. \u00e2?\u00a2 Health nuts treat potatoes unfairly. \u00e2?\u00a2 Families with 3 or more kids become cheaters (especially when it comes to splitting wish bones). \u00e2?\u00a2 The bees will do us in before the ice age comes. Tom&#8217;s post on truths.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-985","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/985","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=985"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/985\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=985"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=985"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=985"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}