{"id":990,"date":"2007-05-08T10:40:27","date_gmt":"2007-05-08T17:40:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypirate.dreamhosters.com\/wordpress\/?p=990"},"modified":"2007-05-08T10:40:27","modified_gmt":"2007-05-08T17:40:27","slug":"poop-juice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/poop-juice\/","title":{"rendered":"Poop juice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I bought a juicer last night. I was trying to hold off time a birthday or something, but I found a refurbished one for a fraction of the price. I couldn&#8217;t say no. Now I just have to figure out where the hell I&#8217;m going to keep the thing. Our kitchen is, how do you say&#8230; cramped. I&#8217;ve been obsessing over the idea of a juicer for a while now, and especially as of last semester when I wasn&#8217;t feeling so great. I&#8217;m convinced it&#8217;s going to male me feel like a new woman.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I bought a juicer last night. I was trying to hold off time a birthday or something, but I found a refurbished one for a fraction of the price. I couldn&#8217;t say no. Now I just have to figure out where the hell I&#8217;m going to keep the thing. Our kitchen is, how do you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-990","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/990","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=990"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/990\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=990"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=990"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=990"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}