{"id":999,"date":"2007-05-15T14:34:37","date_gmt":"2007-05-15T21:34:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypirate.dreamhosters.com\/wordpress\/?p=999"},"modified":"2007-05-15T14:34:37","modified_gmt":"2007-05-15T21:34:37","slug":"stays-crunchy-in-milk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/stays-crunchy-in-milk\/","title":{"rendered":"Stays crunchy in milk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"photo sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/angrypirate\/499981246\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 2px solid #000000\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/209\/499981246_9ea2e42b72.jpg\" \/><\/a>It&#8217;s crunch time this week, trying to finish up these 7 paintings by friday. I suppose the whole time has been crunch time, but seeing how good I am at procrastination, I&#8217;ve managed to compress the final crunch days into much crunchier ones, just how I like it. Nearly every painting I ever make goes through a bad period where I think maybe I&#8217;m just better off setting the thing on fire. Today I&#8217;ve got that feeling for all 7 of the paintings. Better keep me away from matches today!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s crunch time this week, trying to finish up these 7 paintings by friday. I suppose the whole time has been crunch time, but seeing how good I am at procrastination, I&#8217;ve managed to compress the final crunch days into much crunchier ones, just how I like it. Nearly every painting I ever make goes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-999","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/999","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=999"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/999\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=999"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=999"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=999"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}