1. Take the bus a lot. Sit around a bunch of coughing coughers.
2. Go to city college. Touch all the door handles and rub your eyes a lot. Take a French class where you are suppose to shake hands with all your classmates and practice greetings.
3. Sit next to coughing people in a cafe for an hour. (Cover your mouths people! Or better yet, diagnosis stay home.)
4. Complain about feeling bad but go out anyway.
5. Drink 6 vodka drinks on friday night.
6. Walk around in the cold rain with a hangover and inadequate clothing.
If I had just bought that angora hat yesterday I might have been able to beat this one.