Our Nintendo Wii came and I took Bart back over to San Francisco for some dinner and Wii time with my tré sportif fiancé. That damn video game machine is about the coolest invention for home use that the world has ever know. It’s the perfect fix for lazy Americans. The country is full of zombified, tv-staring couch potatoes. This machine takes away all their excuses for not exercizing. You want to stay inside and play tennis? OK, here you go buddy, but oh yeah, sorry, you’re going to have to get up and move your muscles. If we could get a Wii into every home in American, I’m convinced it would solve the obesity problem. It’s so fun. I was smacking the hell out of that invisible tennis ball. And during golf, I kept doing the “Oh Toyota” jump in the air thing (or wait, was that Chevy?). I think I even high-fived Tom at one point. I am hooked. I may have to just drop out of school and stay home for the rest of my life.
Wii are thrilled
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