Now I know why I felt so terrible yesterday. I had evil demons in my digestive system. So either I had a stomach bug of some kind which would explain the sneezing, tiredness and fever that I had later on, or I had a violent case of “college stomach.” All I know is, I feel like I got hit by a mac truck and my guts spilled all over the highway. Then some doctors shoved them back in and gave me some sort of drug so I wouldn’t remember anything. But my organs tell me everything. I am taking it easy today.
Ah ha!
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