I have decided that as a bride-to-be, I haven’t been exercising my right to be neurotic as much as I should. And you know that project where I drew everything I ate every day for a while? I really liked that. I understand that it’s hard to keep that up, but you know what’s easy? To take pictures of everything I eat. So I’m going to try that. School is getting in the way of my potential neuroses and I just don’t like that. I’m not going to stand for it. All brides to be need to obsess over their weight. It’s supposed to be the day that you look your absolutely best in your whole life so that years after the wedding, you can say “look what you did to me, I used to be so pretty.” I’m trying to uphold strong American traditions here. But man, thinking back, those sketches were so fun. hmmm, ok, I’ll sleep on it.
Neorosis
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