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Ingredients: 1 big, beautiful painting studio 1 loud stereo cd track: The Who “I can’t explain” Play track real loud and shake vigorously. All better! Got a feeling inside (Can’t explain) It’s a certain kind (Can’t explain) I feel hot and cold (Can’t explain) Yeah, down in my soul, yeah (Can’t explain) I said ……

ok, you asked for it. My birthday is september 16th and here’s my wish list. tamborine book: a year in a vegetarian kitchen by jack bishop a weekend in boulder creek/ben lomand and dinner at the bavarian place iTune certificate cds and records books on Cephelopods or the black plague lyposuction (just kidding.. sort of)…

Man, it is an angry, angry world today. There was a major yelling match on the bus and there’s just general angriness everywhere today. I even saw the angry lady from City College in line at the post office. She’s the kind of crazy that gets angrier the more you talk to her. Her rants…

I am sort of in a holding pattern and am too tired to do much more than work and sit around on my fat, advice lazy ass. I feel a little guilty about it, yet I am enjoying my last few days of freedom before classes start.

I dyed my hair this morning. I didn’t set out to die it so damn red but I just grabbed the first bottle in my closet and went for it. I feel a little bit like ronald mcdonald. I can’t believe I had my hair this color for so many years. It’s going to take…

My dear, sweet, wonderful boy. You are 12 times cuter now than in this picture, and let me tell you, at age three, you were quite a looker. I hope this birthday is better than all your other birthdays added up. You deserve the royal treatment for all your years of love, romance, friendship, encouragement,…

Clara the angry monkey Originally uploaded by angrypirate. Feed me drinks!

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I’ve been run down all week and today i just gave into it. I called into work and fell back asleep. I got some rest today but got a few things done as well. I took photos of the last two bug books from france, and was luck enough to be home for both the…

I got a rejection letter yesterday for a juried show I entered. It’s not my first rejection letter and certainly won’t be my last. I actually like getting rejection letters because they are proof that I try. This one was extra special though. It had a personal note attached saying “cool paintings, sorry you didn’t…

Saturday San Francisco was taken over by zombies. I was too lazy to get off the couch so I had to just enjoy the photos. I spent some time in the studio yesterday and am nearly done with one of my pieces for the Open Studios exhibition at SomArts. I get to hang two pieces…

Scott goes to the interweb Originally uploaded by angrypirate. Here we are. Tequila says hello and so do we.

Last night, or this morning, I had a dream that included my eye, red and swollen and goopie, and sort of floppy. It was so swollen, the bottom lid was almost pulled away from my eye and I could blow air out of my tear duct. The dream also included joining a bowling league. I…

I had a dream I was eating my own ear wax. it had the taste and consistency of wonderbread with the crust removed. I looked up what this dream might mean. Here’s what I found: “To dream that you are cleaning wax from your ears, suggests that you are not listening to those around you.…