Reason #257 why I hate Starbucks

They have their own lingo there. And I’m not talking about the whole Grande Venti thing. I’m talking about the automatic babble that comes out of the server’s mouths. “HasSomeoneStartedADrinkYetForYouMa’am” Um, what? “HasSomeoneStartedADrinkYetForYouMa’am” Um, are you speaking English? Do you know what you sound like? And worst of all, do I look like the kind of person who would understand you? Gasp, do I look like a regular? No, I should have never gone there. Please universe, please forgive me.