The popcorn attack of 2006

We were innocently popping some popcorn in our hot air popper last night. We’d had a couple shots of tequila and were feeling fine. The popper was going a little nuts so I tried to turn it towards the wall so the flying popcorn madness would stop. A very hot popcorn kernel flew in between my glasses and my eyelid and got stuck. OUCH! ouch ouch ouch, it burned so bad. I flung my glasses off and grabbed ice. It didn’t burn my eye, thank you master of all things fleshy, whoever you may be. But I did end up with three gooey blisters on my upper and lower lid. Fun! So I’m eyeglass bound for a couple days. No contacts for me. It’s like the reverse of that Adam Ant video with the stuffy glasses wearing reporter. Oh yeah baby, here’s the vid.



No one’s gonna tell me
What’s wrong or what’s right
Or tell me who to eat with sleep with
Or that I’ve won the big fight big fight

Look out or they’ll tell you
You’re a Superstar
Two weeks and you’re an all time legend
I think the games have gone much too far

If the words unspoken
Get stuck in your throat
Send a treasure token token
Write it on a pound note pound note

Don’t drink don’t smoke – what do you do
Don’t drink don’t smoke – what do you do
Subtle innuendos follow, must be something inside


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