â?¢ Eating mango off a very sharp knife is a bad idea
â?¢ Testing the stove burner with your hand hurts a lot
â?¢ Gopher hole infested fields are a bad place to play softball
â?¢ Avoid using sharp scissors close to your eye
â?¢ Sometimes people aren’t really sorry
â?¢ Drinking, swimming pools, and gymnastics don’t mix
â?¢ Too much of a good thing gives you a bad stomach ache
â?¢ Squirrels are cute but they have sharp claws
â?¢ Oftentimes the ones who desperately want to give advice are the ones whos advice you should ignore
â?¢ If the car cigarette lighter is glowing orange, don’t stick your finger in it
Things I learned the hard way
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