me: [ pulls report card out of pocket ] “Look at me! 4.06 GPA!”
tom: “I can’t believe you are carrying your report card around.”
me: “Yeah! I’m gonna show mom and dad at dinner!”
tom: “Um, Randy and Cheryl aren’t your mom and dad.”
me: “Sure they are! They are tonight anyway”
So yes, I finally got my report card from the fall semester. I now have a whopping 4.06 GPA. and in case you didn’t know, that’s better than perfect. I’m better than perfect. Tom‘s rolling his eyes somewhere right now. Hi Tom. 4.06!